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E.T. Review
by Tim Wick

Dear Mr. Spielberg

I just had to write you to tell you how much I loved getting the chance to watch E.T. on the big screen again. I wish more filmmakers would recognize that a great movie should not be doomed to live on television screens forever but should be allowed to re-live it's days of glory every now and again. Having been privileged enough to enjoy Raiders of the Lost Ark on the big screen just a few weeks ago, this month has been a great opportunity for me to see the movies I grew up with.

As I think about it, your work is kind of like a theme park. Raiders of the Lost Ark is the roller coaster. Jaws and Poltergeist are the log flume and the haunted house. Jurassic Park is that spinning ride that turns you upside down and makes you a little woozy. E.T. is the carousel. I don't know how many theme parks I've been to or how many roller coasters I've ridden but the one ride it seems I'm never willing to miss is the carousel.

As I watched your masterpiece again - for the first time in almost twenty years - I was a little disappointed. You see, Mr. Spielberg, I have a 2 1/2 year old son. I'm trying to teach him to love movies but I think he's about two years too young to take to your movie. I sat in the theatre alone looking at all the parents - people my age - who were bringing their children to see Elliott and E.T. and Gertie for the first time. I can only hope they were bringing their children because they remembered what it was like when they were children watching this film with their parents. I smiled as they cried during all the scenes that made me cry (yes, your movie still makes me cry) and I laughed when they squealed with delight. Through all this, I wished my little boy was old enough to see the movie too.

I wanted him to look at me with those wonderfully expressive eyes and ask "Is E.T. dead" the way the little girl sitting in front of me did. I wanted him to tell the government agents to leave E.T. alone the way the little boy behind me did. Frankly, I felt a little cheated.

My little boy loves the carousel. When we took him to Disney World this year, it was the only ride he insisted on riding more than once. I know that if I took him to E.T. once, I would have to take him again. Probably twice in the same day.

So I'm disappointed, Mr. Spielberg, because I think you should release E.T. every couple of years. Think of the benefits. The film would unquestionably remain the top box office draw of all time (something I imagine interests you very little) but more importantly, it would remain a part of our culture. We have grown cynical, haven't we? I've heard the argument that you can't make films like E.T. any longer but I wonder if that is true. I think instead that the fact is no-one would accept E.T with the kind of wide eyed wonder they could when it was first released in 1982. Had you made the same movie - just as good - in 2002, I don't know if anyone would have gone to see it.

But because you made this movie when you did, we can hold on to that idealistic state and simply wrap ourselves in the movie like a warm blanket. When they are old enough, we can wrap our children in that same blanket and we stop worrying about terrorists and wars and drugs and crime and realize that within the framework of unconditional love and trust, bicycles can fly. Do you suppose that when my little boy is old enough, I can point to Elliot's relationship with E.T. and say "That's how much I love you?" I wonder if he would understand.

I noticed things this time that I had never noticed before. I noticed the pain of a family going through a divorce. I noticed the fact that you achieved a kind of naturalism from a young Drew Barrymore and Henry Thomas that no director has ever matched. I noticed the fact that the older brother, Michael, needed E.T. just as much as Elliott because for a little while he didn't have to grow up. You must have thought of all this when you were making the movie. You must have known that this was more than a fluffy family picture. This was a picture about family, love, life, trust and even death.

Now I know that you decided to do a few technical touch-up's to the film for it's theatrical release. I have to admit that federal agents holding walkie talkies like guns look a little bit silly but that is probably because I knew what I was looking for. I didn't notice a single kid in the audience mention a thing. The CGI enhanced E.T. looked fine for the most part although there were a few points that made him look - well - different than the E.T. I remember. I see in interviews that you will have both the original and the special edition on the DVD that will be released later this year. I appreciate that even though I'm betting none of the kids who saw the movie with me will care. Thanks for respecting my desire to see the version I first fell in love with. Can you talk to your pal George about doing the same thing for Star Wars?

Before I go, let me once again urge you to consider re-releasing this film every couple of years. I'm sure you have enough money to cover the costs and I think that you owe it to future generations to keep this film firmly implanted in the public consciousness. Will I be showing my son the DVD copy in a couple years? Of course, but it just won't be the same.

 

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Based on his belief that people coming to this site give a rip about his opinion, you have probably guessed that Tim Wick has a pretty big ego. Despite having no experience as a critic, he insists on writing these boorish reviews of movies in a vain attempt to feel more important. Since it allows us to put up new material on the site and keep you all coming back for more, we go ahead and humor him.

We don't know anything about Tim's past. We assume that he just walked out of the west like Cain in Kung Fu, but we don't really care. He is a member of the board of directors for MISFITS and runs the read the book/see the movie club.

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